Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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