- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

race-car = rac-ecar

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

woman's rights

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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