What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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