I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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