- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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