What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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How old are you? 7

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Smelly Indians.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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