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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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