Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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