- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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