- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Your Mom

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

. . I am a whale

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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