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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Ily bae

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Alchohol.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

The Ohio State Buckeyes

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