What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A dyslexic blind man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Anti Joke

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