- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

your no better than a cockroach

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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