Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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