I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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