- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

My jeans

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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