- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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