- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Water? I hardly know her.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Justin Beiber

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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