- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like school Said no one ever.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Yellow People !!

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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