yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Burp

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

WNBA

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Katy Perry

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Jack Stevens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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