Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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