- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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