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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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