- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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