- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Fine, ladies first.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Who is it?

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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