- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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