An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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