- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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