- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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