- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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