- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

24

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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