- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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