What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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SHUT UP JP

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

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