- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

woman's rights

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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