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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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