-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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