What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Katy Perry

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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