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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Katy Perry

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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