- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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