- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Sam Hengal.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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