What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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