- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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