- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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