- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Knock Knock. Come in.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What's up? Your time.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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