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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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