- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

how do you win a game try your best

read this sentence again.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's big and purple? Barney

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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