- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A guy walks into a bar

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Cheese

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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