A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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