A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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