why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

a chinese man pays the full price

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

a black man pays his child support

Knock, knock. Come in.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

I'm hungry.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Indians

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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