Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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