- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Badabing.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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